Illness returns with deadly consiquences

The Sob Plague thought to have been stopped in its tracks has been found again. Be on your guard as the plague can be very phantasmic and very very deadly. It has already been proven by me and some friends to have caused the deaths of about three people so far.

The plague eats away the brain and so you must be very careful. Now I dedecate my life to finding the cure and warn others to be very careful.

I'm affraid that fellow plague victum Dioty Jackson's illness has gotten a lot worse and so is unable to comment at the moment.

The plague has been spotted in parts of Britain But soon could on the move again and may even hit America soon. So the next tiem you think you may have the plague go to your local GP at once. It could the difference between life and death. Good luck fellow people with sore brains I'll be posting the news as I get it.

There could be a cure!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There could be a cure for the sob plague. Who knows what drugs lurck in the world.

Someone has died!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone died yesturday. This could be due to the sob plague. Everyday people die and we feel strongly that the sob plague could kill people. Now here's Dioty Jackson:

"Hello fellow people with sore brains. Beware of the sob plague because it could come to you and then you will be sorry for not listening to Dr Smedly. I say help yourselves. See your doctor"

Thank you Dioty Jackson.

The Sob plague has hit Scotland and is making its way to Edinburgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There have many deaths in Scotland and they could be due to the Sob plague.

Folks of Edinburgh. I recomend that you hurry down to your local GP and check whever you have the sob plague or not. This could be your last chance to find out just how spurious this desease is. Be warned as we don't fully understand the Sob plague. Beware Edinburgh, a new plague is about to hit you and you will be fine.

THE SOB PLAGUE HAS BEEN FINALY CONFIRMED TO HAVE REACHED THE UK.

The Sob plague has hit the shores of the UK. There are confirmed to be some deaths which could be due to the Sob Plague or most likely not. Hypochdriacs beware!!!! Go to a doctoer to be told how false this threat is and then go home and relax.

Now a word from our good friend Dioty Jackson.

Hi all. I see you all know how serious this is, heck knows I don't. I suffer from the sob plague and I feel that all the thoughts about deaths being due to it is just crazy. But don't listen to me. My brain is in pain so I could be saying anything without knowing what it means. Oh man it is a strange pain. It is not an actual pain as such but something that I can't explain. It is like a wieght on my mind and it stops me from thinking clearly. Beware what I describe is quite real!!!!!!!!!!

That was Dioty Jackson. Now if anyone suffers from this plague then please tell us your symptoms and don't forget to look out for other updates on this shocking affair.

Till next time, don't fear and have a pleaseant life.

More news my fellow people with sore brains.

Here is something that I want to say. If there is anything you wish to say please post a comment. You (like the last two people to post a comment) can appear anonymous if you wish. If you are to post a comment then please open with us and tell the world about what you have gone through to get your illness cured so the world can have a laugh because the desease doesn't exist. Now a word from our dear friend Dioty Jackson and how he is couping with his life after he went through the surgery to be cured form this Sob Plague.
"Hi all, I'm sorry that I havn't been typing anything here but I shall now. The after effects of this illness are going away and I hope for good. The doctor has been a good help and so has Rob and his team. I recommend that if you think you have this illness than go to your local GP and see about having it treated. The simtims are below. Thank you."

Hello fellow people with sore brains.

My brains in pain, how's yours.

In case you wonder, no, Ihave not gone mad, though if it were up to me then I would be. I suffer from a bad case of "The Sob Plague." Now for those who have never heard of Sob Plague, Where the hell have you been for the last three hundred years???? The Sob Plague takes lives by slowly eating away at your brain cells hence the name "Sob." It was discovered by a poor cartoonist who had just created a character called sob (which is copyrighted so no taking the idea) who ate things a lot.

If you are not convinced then head down to your doctor to see if you have this illness. The first sign is a sore head that stays with you for days and days and doesn't go away. This makes you unable to think about very much. If the symptoms are dealt with quickly then you can be cured, but it is already late for some people including me.

If you have this illness then do not let it drive you mad!!!! Deal with it!!!!!