Friday, December 17, 2004

More news my fellow people with sore brains.

Here is something that I want to say. If there is anything you wish to say please post a comment. You (like the last two people to post a comment) can appear anonymous if you wish. If you are to post a comment then please open with us and tell the world about what you have gone through to get your illness cured so the world can have a laugh because the desease doesn't exist. Now a word from our dear friend Dioty Jackson and how he is couping with his life after he went through the surgery to be cured form this Sob Plague.
"Hi all, I'm sorry that I havn't been typing anything here but I shall now. The after effects of this illness are going away and I hope for good. The doctor has been a good help and so has Rob and his team. I recommend that if you think you have this illness than go to your local GP and see about having it treated. The simtims are below. Thank you."

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Hello fellow people with sore brains.

My brains in pain, how's yours.

In case you wonder, no, Ihave not gone mad, though if it were up to me then I would be. I suffer from a bad case of "The Sob Plague." Now for those who have never heard of Sob Plague, Where the hell have you been for the last three hundred years???? The Sob Plague takes lives by slowly eating away at your brain cells hence the name "Sob." It was discovered by a poor cartoonist who had just created a character called sob (which is copyrighted so no taking the idea) who ate things a lot.

If you are not convinced then head down to your doctor to see if you have this illness. The first sign is a sore head that stays with you for days and days and doesn't go away. This makes you unable to think about very much. If the symptoms are dealt with quickly then you can be cured, but it is already late for some people including me.

If you have this illness then do not let it drive you mad!!!! Deal with it!!!!!

Monday, December 13, 2004

More news.

The Sob Plague has struck again!!!!!!!!!

News has reached my ears of many people now contracting this illness and having nothing to do about it. If you are one of the people who do not know if they have this illness then I surjection that you be checked as soon as possible!!!! The doctor may laugh in your face but you know that you are right. So what can you do? Well this fellow person whom I have asked if he can tell you about what he had gone through to be treated. This person's name is Dioty Jackson. Since he sent that post to this blog then I have felt that he can become part of the crew behind this blog as a sort of campain mascot. He has agreed and now you will be hearing a lot from our good friend Dioty Jackson.

"Hi all my name is Dioty". Dioty's name has been created form the word idiot. I don't know whether this is a real name but until then have a laugh with him. "When my doctor first heard of my fears about The Sob Plague, he laughed in my face. I had to keep on trying to convince him that through his hysterical laughter that I had been to this site where I had found out about this desease. The reason he had never heard of this plague was because he had only learned it's medical name which I can't remember as it is very long."

We thank Dioty for his helpful statement and hope that this will help you if you are worried about the Sob Plague. If you are please tell us about it before it is too late because after a time the plague becomes uncureable. Please help us wipe this out once and for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!